How to speak about men and be politically correct
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1. He does not have a beer gut -- He has developed a liquid storage facility.

2. He is not a bad dancer -- He is overly caucasian.

3. He does not get lost -- He investigates alternate destinations.

4. He is not balding -- He is in follicle regression.

5. He is not a cradle snatcher -- He is  generationally differential.

6. He does not get fall-down drunk -- He becomes accidentally horizontal.

7. He does not act like a total ass -- He develops rectal cranial inversion.

8. He is not a male chauvinist pig -- He has swine empathy.

9. He is not afraid of commitment -- He is monogamously challanged.

10. He is not a w*nker -- He is an owner operator.